Your Mother.



Mama's name is BELLA.
Currently a Pioneer-ian.
On my sweet 13'.
You don't like her?
Neither does she like you.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

10 days of post.

Sorry. I skipped quite a lot.
So, i shall post 10 days networth of posts.

Day 6: Write about one of your family members.

Who would i write?
Obviously, my brother.
My brother's name is Benedict.
He always abuse me, and use me to the max.
He doesn't know how to do the house chores.
Like you know, cleaning up all that.
I wonder how i reacted to him when i see him first,
When i was born.
Now, you might think, he's a really really,
Bad person to me.
But at the same time,
He's really caring.
He just wants to mess with me by,
Sabotaging me to my parents,
Doing all kind of ridiculous stuff,
Wanting to beat me up,
Making so mad.
But most of the times,
When i had a lot of troubles,
He would be there for me,
Helping me out.
I love him! Really! :D

Day 7: Where are you most comfortable writing? At what time of the day? Computer or good ol' pen?

I'm most comfortable writing at school, of course, and during lesson time, 'cos that's the time i really should write, if i don't, what would happen? Plus, i feel really good writing neatly at school works.
Another place is at home, where i don't write with a pen, but with the laptop, and i feel like, seriously, it's so much easier to write with a keyboard than writing with a pen. I don't even feel tired.
If I had to choose, it would be the computer/laptop (:

Day 8: One thing that makes you happy/sad/angry.

Happy - Anything could make me happy,
 like some freaking joker joking around.
 I don't laugh easily.
 Like, when someone jokes,
 and think it's really funny,
 others may laugh, i don't think i will.
 Especially during evening like 6 to 7p.m.,
 i'm like really moody at that time.

Sad - Relationships, friendships,
 And seriously a lot more.
 Relationships are damn saddening when you're like going to not be able to contact each other.
 More sickening is that,
 Once you break,
 You can't be friends anymore!
 I only have one guy that after we broke,
 we were still friends. :O

Angry - Relationship, like seriously!
 I hate it when my boyfriends talk with their ex.
 I don't think their current girlfriends would like it too,
 so i hardly talk to them now.
 I don't aim to be the 3rd party.
Ohmygod, fk that!

Day 9: Who's the sexy of your life?

DORCAS!
HIIII, YOU'RE IN HERE.
You this seksi. :P
See your bodily fluids are dripping ^^^
I don't include people i never meet before inside.
Hehehehehe.
Like seriously,
Dorcas is chio, and blah.
She should be a model.
She's tall as a 13 y/o.
She has white legs.
OMG LAH A LOT THING LEY.
Anyway, i still remember i met her,
When i slacked with Yasmine, Mandy, them.
And Mandy brought her to slack too.
Then she stead with Bangxiong aka the big zilian.
Then a lot a lot of stuffs happen lor,
Like fighting, then after that go westgrove find maxine lo,
Then go library, blah alot!
I seriously wanna go out with her a lot :B
I LOVEEEEE
Dorcas Lee Wan Xian :D

Day 10: Biggest Fear.

I don't know what my biggest fear is... Okay. Rats. Seriously omg, i see rats i will be like,
" OMFG, GET THAT !@$$@#%&$^# !!!"
I still remember when i saw the rats i was like..
KNNBCCB AHHHHHHH * runs to room *
Another fear as much as rats is persistent guys.

You should understand why.
Day 11: Write about everyone who wants to be in this.

Sorry. Fuck that shit.
I'm too tired for that.
Ohmyyyy, it's 11:11!
Okay everyone don't angry,
I <3 you all ok.

Day 12: Where'd you like to be in 10 years time?

Definitely Japan.
I have to learn japanese! :D
I love Japan guys.
They're hawt.
Ohmygish, i just remembered that when,
There was japanese students coming to the school,
I saw one guy that was so freaking hawt.
Sexy natural long eyelash :B Hehehe.
If i'm not wrong, his name is chiharu or something (:

Day 13: Dream job.

I don't know. Anything could change. 
Hairstylist - So i could style my hair and my children and my husband's hair.
Chef - Cook for my family.
Fashion designer - Design my own clothes.
There's a lot a lot moreeee.

Day 14: One celebrity you would like to punch in the face.

No one. I would first get sued for that.
Day 15: If you had $500, you would spend it on.
CLOTHES.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Fucker you.

Eh, Ong Ci Xin,
Don't guailan la hor. -.-
Don't even dare come out, still want -'- -'-.
You say Geraldine send one?
Eh please la hor.
Yesterday i met Geraldine.
She said there's no way she would send that.
You're probably the one who send " MY Jason. "
Eh, don't flirt anymore.
" Edmund is for me to flirt,
Not for you to flirt" ?
Seriously, you're such a failure.
So many people come wait you,
You also dw come out.
Still act one ahlian.
Flirt so many guy for what?
You so black, who want? -.-

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Day Five.

Day Five : Write about who you want to go out with a lot.

Who would that be?
Hmm...
I would particularly say it's
XINKAI & YANSHAN.
Firstly, i already said i wanted to meet up with them soon,
Of course, like that lah. 
Haha, Okay. 
Byeeee. <3

Day Three and Four

Hey!
I was kinda busy with some stuffs these two days,
So i kinda missed out day three and day four post,
So i'm gonna fill it up (:
Okay LOL
I'm pretty happy i had so many tags,
Even though they were unpleasant ones (:
But they made my day!
Thank you :D
Anyway, let's start with Day Three.

Day Three : How have you change from last year to this year?

I don't really think i changed much..
Just.. looking better?
I still remember how epic i looked when i was in P6.
Look at this ):
This was when i was P6,
Just a few days before 2011,
When i went to the Christmas Party,
Yanshan hosted ^^
After that was January,
Went for hair extension with Yanshan,
Then soon took it off and it was a hassle.
This is around March 2011,
When we went for Fam BBQ :O
That time, i still had not rebond hair.
I looked crazy right?
Especially my actions. LOL.
Still had not rebond my hair (:
It was like that.
Just rebonded,
It was during March school holidays. (:
It was freaking straight (:
Around May.
One of the may pictures i really liked (:
Picture i took 5 days ago :D
With my fringe clip up.
What about now?
This is the current me.
So, from my crazy actions,
To my current,
Is not very big changes right? (:
Anyway, Day four.


Day Four : Who's the friend with the biggest changes?
And how did he/she change?

Friend with the biggest changes, huh?
That should be Shermaine. ( Shermaine HeartsKey )
How did she change, eh?
Before she rebonded her hair,
She wore normal tee-shirts,
Raglan tees, cartoon tees, all those,
After she rebonded her hair,
All the pretty clothes all came out.
And even her rough voice became sweeter.
She did makeup sometimes, ( from her zilian photo )
But also, there's a lot other stuffs,
I wouldn't want to expose on this blog [ LOL ]
Those who know her, would probably know it. ^^.

Fucker.

Seriously, yunyi,
Just fucking fuck off, bitch.
You wanna play with me?
Are you really sure?
I seriously ain't kidding.
Your English suck to the fucking max.
I can't understand word you say.
Bella (:: Yunyi < Joshelle and Brenda. You fvck off sua
Eh, yunyi,
Don't use my name lah?
You know what my mum said about you?
You're a fucking rotipek,
If you dk what is rotipek
This is what it is.
Someone who is worse than a prostitute.
A prostitute at least fuck and get their money.
Rotipek is someone who get fucked,
And by different man,
And they don't get any money,
Because it's FREE.
Don't be so dirty minded leyh.
Kindly fuck off,
I had already told you many times.
Just because i never got onto my blog for 2 days,
You don't have the rights to use my name.
Your father probably fucked your cunt,
Till it had to be sent to the hospital for operation,
You're pregnant by your father's sperm,
Even if your father's cock was 1cm long only.
And fuckface,
You this jiaobin, you make porn,
Who wanna see?
Plus your boobs are so flat,
Even if you published your porn magazine,
Nobody would went and take a look at it.
Flat bitch. Fuck off.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Day Two.

Day02 : Write about your most precious girlfriend and why she/he is precious to you. 

XIN KAI ! :3

 Hey, bbygirl <3.
We met during Yanshan's Christmas Celebration Party, right?
At first we didn't know each other.
I still remember i'm like damn sweaty lorr,
Damn fucking uglyyyyy.
It's so much better after i rebonded my hair.
I still remember Yanshan calls you xinxin! Haha!
I always look so unglam. Haha!
When we first met in Clementi,
You were talking to Gerald the whole time,
And i thought you were those really pro in talking type,
Who knew you were a shy type,
When Yanshan was calling you to eat! Haha!
After that, you added me on facebook,
And we start chatting,
And we go out together,
I even went to AMK to play comp with you,
I still remember that time fam outing,
We went to find Bryan,
Then we play audi,
Then Yanshan was sitting,
And trying to win me,
While we were like laughing all the way.
You were another photographer of the group too!
You are seriously rich in audi lor!
So many indefinite top/bottom/shoes/whatever ):
Not like me, i'm a poor kid hehe.
And i got to know Yee Ching because of you,
But you had to go because of your family ):
Sad, i wanted to hang out with you.
After that i went and hang out with my other friends though.
Anyway,
Lastly,
You're precious to me, because..
You are my bbygirl, and iloveeeeeeyou a lot !
I wanna meet up with you soon.
Let's go shopping together soon, alright?
Love, Bella.

Hehehehe.

Hey guys.
It's another boring day out of boredom.
Was doing pssyla early in the morning,
Managed to do these.
3 Moustache, and 3 envelopes!
And i'm giving it away.
Who wants this?
Don't worry, it's FREE! :D
I just did it for fun. Haha.
Of course, if you want it,
I'll give you one set of the same color! (:
Might be going to Jingwen's house later.
Let's end this post here and start with Day02.
Byee!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Day One!

Day01 : Write about your bestfriend, and how you are grateful to him/her.
YANSHAN! <3
Hey sist, you still remember how we met? 
I still remember, we knew each other through AuditionSEA.
It's unbelievable how we can be such friends :D
I think it was during P5-P6, we were in the fam , " CakeHouse~ ",
right? (:
That time, we weren't close yet, but yet, we chat in Audi almost everyday,
Because we were fam mates.
You were CupCake, and I think i was ShortCake,
Right? :3
Soon, i quitted Audi,
And we lost contact..
When i came back.
I think you warmly welcomed me,
And ask if i wanted to join BOL,
And fam outing was just 2 days later.
So.. I joined,
And we were about to meet the first time (:
I'm really grateful you brought me in BOL anyway,
It's a great fam! :D
Anyway, two days later, i was supposed to meet you first,
Then we head off to the destination where the fam outing is.
We went too early! I remember! Haha,
And then i didn't recognise you, seriously!
We got on the train then, and it was totally awkward,
And then this freaking tall guy was standing between us right!
Haha, we were still chatting via text even though we were near each other,
Can't help it mah, shyy :X
Then, we got off at Bugis, 'cos that was the place we were suppose to be, right?
We came toooooo early,
So we seat and we were like caming each other!
Haha, we were like seriously photographers of the group.
 We were hungry, so we went and grab a bite.
We only buy bread only! I know right!
We waited for the other members to arrive.
They mistook us, haha,
They thought you were Bella, and i was Yanshan!
You told me you were seeing them the first time too!
Haha, hi five! :D
Then we went on the fam outing hah,
After that outing, we rarely went out together,
But still went out laaaa!
I miss you, bff! ^^
I really do!

30 Days Challenge.


  • Day01 : Write about your bestfriend and how you are grateful to her/him.
  • Day02 : Write about your most precious girlfriend and why she/he is precious to you.
  • Day03 : How have change from last year to this year?
  • Day04 : Who's the friend with the biggest change? And how did she/he changed?
  • Day05 : Write about who you want to go out with a lot.
  • Day06 : Write about one of your family members.
  • Day07 : Where are you most comfortable writing? At what time of day? Computer or good ol’ pen and paper?
  • Day08 : One thing that makes you happy, sad, angry. ( Each per 1 thing. )
  • Day09 : Who's the sexy bitch in your life?
  • Day10 : Biggest fear.
  • Day11 : Write about everyone that wants to be in this.
  • Day12 : Where'd you like to be in 10 years time?
  • Day13 : Dream job.
  • Day14 : One celebrity you would like to punch in the face.
  • Day15 : If you had $500, you would spend it on.
  • Day16 : Describe how single life is different from couple life.
  • Day17 : Your views on drugs and alcohol.
  • Day18 : Put your ipod/itunes on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs.
  • Day19 : Your zodiac sign and if you think it's your personality.
  • Day20 : Your best memory.
  • Day21 : What is your type of guy?
  • Day22 : Describe your first kiss.
  • Day23 : Someone who fascinates you and why.
  • Day24 : A moment you felt most satisfied with your life.
  • Day25 : Disrespecting your parents.
  • Day26 : A problem that you have had.
  • Day27 : A time when you thought of ending your life.
  • Day28 : How you hope your future would be like.
  • Day29 : Goals for the next 30 days.
  • Day30 : Your high and lows of this month.

Seriouslyyyyyy.

I don't know what's wrong with P6 girls nowaday.
They're freaking weird.
They think they're that fucking pretty,
To talk about somebody else.
" She think she very pretty like that. "
I'm so sorryyyy,
But pardon?
What's wrong with being confident?
And did she say " I'm pretty, you're ugly. " ?
Non of that creepy shit, right?
And how the fuck did you get that theory?
Just from looking at her profile picture?
Just shut the fuck up,
And complain about your own face.
So, you think you're very very pretty?
That you have the rights to say about other girls?
Go back home,
And look in the mirror.
Are you that pretty as you suppose?
Must i perhaps call you,
" Hi, prettiest! " ?
What an embarrassment, most of all.
Why don't you just complain about her,
In front of her,
Instead of complaining in Facebook?
Plus, seriously,
You have to wait till a whole big group comes,
And scold her too,
Then you start to scold?
Seriously, grow up, immature kids.
You wanna complain?
Wait till your mum complains about you,
When she gets menopause.
When your mum get menopause,
You won't even be able to stop complaining! (:
____________________________________
Damn funny siah this photo!
How Do I Masturbate?
Why the fuck would you ask it HAHA.
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Anyway,
I love this!
I know we're damn cute. Hehe.
Anyway,
Let's end with this.
Byee

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Back.

Waaaaaaaah,
Blogging now.
Tired like a butthole.
Here's a picture of me and Xinling (:
Obviously, i'm the one the right side.
JUST KIDDING!
I'm obvious the one on the left side.
I seriously like my status.
Funny or what.
In this status,
Probably most of those who like the status,
Knows who i'm talking about :D
And then,
The answer's reveal!
Mandy Ong Ci Xin is the person i'm talking about,
In both of the above status.
Obviously the
" You are black and you'll always be "
Is a joke and people like it.
We all know she can do plastic surgery to make her white (:
But she got the money or not?
Don't care about that! :P
The 2nd status,
" Your mother fly laa!
People tell you want the clothes you lend,
You still wear then take picture,
Put on facebook,
 Then go wash?
Shameless.
Dw return jiu say la. "
Seriously,
What's wrong with you.
I got borrow from Angel shirt.
But i'm not so thick-skinned to even cam whore with it,
Then put it on Facebook right?
Are you dumb or what? -.-
I seriously tell you,
You don't keep act one blur.
Huh ? Huh ?
Huh your cb.
Stop stalking him already lah.
I already tell you,
Continue,
His friends will find you.
ENDING, with MANDYONGCIXIN.
Anyway, i like my statuses,
And that's Fon! :D
She lose to me.
Bwahahaha, i know.
I always win.
Just kidding.
I got dimples!
Somehow the right side one is deeper,
And the left side one is not very very deep.
Anyway, i love Kerin's dimples!
They're freaking deep like wtf,
So it makes her look skinny too.
My dimples only make me look fat. ):
That's why i don't like it.
So i'm ending now,
Bye!